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"Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun"
"Chuck Norris dog is trained to pick up his own poo coz Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone"
"Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel"
"When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live"

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